The only thing worse that a fat person on a Moped is two fat people on a Moped. I am planning to start a coalition to ban fat people on Mopeds. The way I have it figured is to start an organization called ACAFPOM (Average Citizens Against Fat People On Mopeds). If you would like to be a part of this just bump the back of a Moped with a fat person on it.
Thanks,
ACAFPOM Pres.
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Man, if I had a moped right now I would drive all over your newly planted sod and break wind all over your petunias.
Well if I ever see you on a moped rest assured I will knock you with car. Maybe it will fix my bumper.
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